Where are my Keys???

For a while now I have been thinking my keys have developed some sort of hypnotic powers over me, the instant I put them down I forget where I've put them, I even have to factor in the time it takes to find them when I make appointments or arrange to meet up with friends, I lose my keys on pretty much a daily basis, and I can now only see 2 options to sort it, A) surgically graft them to my hand or B) live in a hotel. My keys are the 2nd most lost thing in my life, the first?, the time spent bloody looking for them..