As a male member of the population (and I'm pretty sure all us males do this), when I go shopping, food, clothes, whatever it may be, I go into the desired shop, I pick up an item, I go to pay, I walk out with purchased item. Easy. No fuss.
Women on the other hand have a slightly different view..
Whenever you go shopping with a Woman who wants to buy clothes you need...
1) The patience of a Saint
2) Very comfortable footwear
3) Camping Gear
Honestly, I don't understand it, you go in to a shop, they see something they like and you think.. yes, that was easy, that's about the time you realize your in for a long day, you try to persuade them to buy it, but nooooo, they have other ideas..
Firstly they explain how it might be cheaper elsewhere, but on the way to the cheaper shop, you see a coffee shop, so you end up spending the money you were going to save in there!!.. then they start telling you they don't have the right accessories to go with it, it's a pair of shoes, what accessories can they have??.. Rockets???..
So there you are wandering from shop to shop thinking you are stuck in an endless cycle, wishing the nightmare would end, or aliens would come and abduct you, (although I'm pretty sure they steer clear of Women when their shopping!!), when you realize your back in the first shop and she's buying from there, WTF!!!..
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